Timo Eméilico

Hoxe, tristemente, descubrín o segundo spam que me chega á conta de Source Forge. Non é un dos típicos “enlarge your penis”, “mortage”, “V I A G R A”, etc. Non. É un timo por email 🙂

Vou proceder a reproducir algunhas partes do e-mail.

My name is Dr ANSELEM AKARAKA, the present branch Manager of a bank here in Benin Republic West Africa.

Todo un director de banco. Impresionante.

I write you this proposal in good faith, believing that I can trust you with the information I am about to reveal to you. Like I said, I have a transaction that will benefit both of us, as your assistance is required as a foreigner.

Claro, como non confiar en alguén que non coñeces…

As I resumed duty, I discovered an account with total sum of $10.5 million that has not been operated on for the past 4 years. From my investigation, I found out that this account belongs to one Late Mr. Ziya Bazhayev a Russian big time Oil dealer, who unfortunately lost his life in the Yak-40 jetliner on March 9, 2000.

Un reflexo nos meus ollos. Babeo intuíndo o seguinte parágrafo…

I have kept a close monitoring of the account since then and nobody has come forward to claim the money as next of kin to the late Mr. Ziya Bazhayev meaning that no one is aware of the account.

Pinta ben…

I cannot directly take out this money without the help of a foreigner and that is why I am contacting you for an assistance to claim the funds and share it with me. As the Manager of my bank branch, I have the power to influence the release of the funds to any foreigner that comes up as the next of kin to the account, with the correct nformation concerning the account, which I shall give you.

Xa o teño. Agora véxoo claro. Este tío é un viciado dos sudokus, un deses 20 que cada día baixan Python Sudoku e coma gratitude a facer un programa co que se desestresa quéreme ofrecer uns millóns de dólares. Todo claro.

If you accept to work with me, I want you to state how you wish us to share the funds in percentage, so that both parties will be satisfied. Contact me as soon as you receive this message if you feel we can work together, so as to give you more details.

Por fin. A oferta irresistible! Son millonario!

Quedo impresionado co currado, co nivel ó que chegou o spam. Atrás quedaron os días de e-mails en html cheos de enlaces, imaxes, etc.

Vou ir buscar un transporte para Benin Republic West Africa.
Deica logo!


2 Responses to “Timo Eméilico”

  1. 1 Calidonia

    Benvido á rede, paisano.

  2. 2 Xosé Otero

    Gracias.

    Se vai con retranca… gracias a spamassassin non miro spam dende hai tempo, só me fixo en casos particulares :p


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